Also, she tends to find any way she can to make her lines suggestive, so she actually sounds like a twelve year old girl who wants to hump until she passes out, and that's just not okay. NOOOOOOO!!!
Use the HTML below. share. The CIA guys are nervous about sending Gold back in to retrieve Braun because he's a freelancer.At least we meet Alissa, the veterinarian KGB agent.
But on the upside, the movie does feature a repetitive song about mercenaries which it plays over and over again, so things can't be that bad! As one would expect from a group of privileged individuals who probably had to pay thousands of dollars apiece to get a seat for this unveiling, the diamond is received with hooting and whistling. When he addresses the troops there, Gold is sure to be loud and intimidating so that no one thinks there is anything suspicious about an officer dropping out of the sky, speaking English with a godawful attempt at a Cuban accent, barking out some totally random orders, displaying a complete lack of any knowledge about what is going on at the camp, stealing their only jeep, and driving away. Sense! Who will succeed: CIA or KGB - … What's also not okay is that she is about to become the co-star of this train wreck of a movie, and that voice of hers is really goddamn annoying. He takes out at least twenty armed guards with either a single shot, a single knife, or a single punch or kick. This doesn't speak a word of English. Now, the country they send him to is definitely African, although it's still possible that they made it up entirely.
Shock and awe, it's really Gold in one of his trademark disguises and crappy accents! She has a lot of lines that are supposed to be strong and assertive and put her male counterparts in their places, but she's too freaking squeaky to take seriously. "Laser Mission?" Oh my gosh!
Gold disguises himself as a Cuban military officer in order to avoid being caught in Africa. The Bald Guy is worried that the Soviets will use Braun's scientific expertise to plan "some sort of laser mission." Advanced embedding details, examples, and help!
They are there to provide the comic relief, although most of the comedy comes about due to the fact that neither of them seem to have the faintest understanding of what the words they are saying actually mean. But not your Brady Strategy Guides.Action! EMBED.
Laser Mission (1989) 84 min | Action, Adventure, Thriller Mercenary Gold is sent from the CIA to seize the laser expert Braun in Cuba, before the KGB catches him.
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The guard, who definitely looks Spanish, tells Gold, "Ha ha. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? But that place was supposed to be Cuba! They look to be Spanish in origin, but their accents are appalling. A recently stolen giant diamond could be used together with Braun's knowledge to construct a laser cannon which could bring power over the whole world. David Knopfler Mercenary Man HQ Audio ( Soundtrack Laser Mission) Audio Preview remove-circle Share or Embed This Item. share. We cut to a formal gathering where a man in a tuxedo unveils a 526 karat diamond to the crowd of onlookers. See the full movie at our /r/badMovies streaming marathon this Saturday, November 12, 2016! Well, I guess in a manner of speaking those are chew toys, too, but you know what I mean. So as a Cuban military officer, he leaps from a plane and manages to parachute right into the middle of a Cuban army camp.