100% Diablo Noob here!

  • Posted on: 18 May 2012
  • By: Corey

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I’ve never played it! Not a single game in the whole dang franchise! I don’t know what it’s about.
I don’t know what niche the game fills. What is the draw? What is the allure? I know one thing: I
want a piece of the action! A friend will lend me a guest key tonight and I too will get to
experience Diablo 3, first hand for the first time. What am I getting into? Can a veteran of the series give me a brief synopsis? Thanks in advance.


sherwood's picture

You are in for late nights, decreased libido, lack of appetite and a lightening of the skin as you begin to suffer vitamin-D deficiencies.

It is pretty awesome, overall.

Corey's picture

"Decreased libido, lack of appetite." Sounds like an illness not a game lol.